Funny Site - 07/16/06

Final Shutdown of ARC - 02/10/06

Nuclear Dan Ballard re: E=mc^poppycock - 09/13/05

Pre-Release Photo: Inc. Magazine interview with Paul Latrine - 08/05/05

Godzilla Destroys Lake Placid - 08/04/05

Grant Salter: Self Flagellatory Salute - 07/29/05

Jimmy Calandrillo RESIGNS - 07/17/05 (Actually 04/04 but we just got around to dealing with it.)

Dan Sullivan asks, "How did Frenchy Latrine do?" - 07/13/05

Signing Up for Mission - 07/01/05

FOLLOW-UP: Regarding the CHUCKIE'S MISSION article - 07/01/05

Regarding the CHUCKIE'S MISSION article - 06/29/05

Regarding the COPPERHEAD SIGHTING article - 06/01/05

Seth is Such a Wanker - 05/25/05

Why I Joined - 04/26/05

From the Cutting Room Floor - Timeless