| Date |
Name |
Award
Circumstances |
|
| 03/19/05 |
Dan Buckley |
Disbursement required to assure American
Road Cycling can warrant future Ridgebury results against
reporter's tampering. |
READ |
| 03/26/05 |
Doug Allen |
For his monumental pull behind the
front group. |
READ |
| 04/02/05 |
Dan Sullivan |
Per complaint lodged by Iron Mike
Norton regarding 03/26/05 results. |
READ |
| 04/07/05 |
John
Mitchell |
Winner of Descent Du
Paul Writing Contest |
|
| 04/09/05 |
Humberto Cavalheiro |
Rumpsters witness this major
breakaway and immediately implement the
Dr. Art Doctrine of Finish
Line Fickleness. |
READ |
| 04/16/05 |
Patrick Saunders |
A tactical maneuver of pure genius
puts Patrick over the line first on the Rumpsters Ridgebury. |
READ |
| 04/30/05 |
Grant Salter |
Because he whined. |
READ |
|
" |
Mary Ellen Calandrillo |
Because she whined. |
" |
|
" |
Iron Mike Norton |
Because Dr. Art Whined. |
" |
| 05/01/05 |
Dr. John Handago |
Settlement in theft of likeness
lawsuit. |
" |
| " |
Paul Latrine |
Litigation avoidance. |
" |
| " |
Dr. Art Donohue |
Litigation avoidance. |
" |
| " |
Twin Lynn Meyer |
Litigation avoidance. |
" |
| " |
Jimmy Calandrillo |
He threatened to kill us, then quit. |
" |
| 05/14/05 |
Kevin Haley |
For being the only man to beat
that
girl Heather from Skylands up Ridgebury. And yes, there were lots other men
on this unscheduled post season prime. American Road Cycling now decrees the
words "that girl Heather" shall ever afterwards be uttered
only with a guttural spit and a disgusted smirk. Men don't have to be
gay anymore to not like girls. Not that there's anything wrong with
it...being gay...nor disliking girls like
that girl Heather from
Skylands. |
|
| " |
That Girl
Heather from Skylands |
For being a gentleman's gentleman and
allowing Kevin to take the top of Ridgebury one last time. |
|
| 06/25/05 |
Jim (The
Assassin) Amels |
For sheltering The Black Widow and
keeping her in the ride. |
|
| 07/03/05 |
Joe
Straub |
Winner of the first annual
Straub's Fitness Time Trial (21.7) per
Dr. Art Doctrine of Finish
Line Fickleness. |
|
