Robb Daly has passed on to us some good news and some bad
The good news is that a MUCH SAFER way has been found around the new
QUICK CHECK filling-station, mega-mart, shopping-complex, and
chachka palace that opened
07/14/07 next to the BIG-V parking lot.
All rides will now begin by going around THE BACK of BIG-V and QUICK
CHECK, then return the same way.
All the asshole motorists are going to be really upset about this,
because they had desperately hoped for an opportunity to squash as many
cyclists as their little gas guzzling pimp mobiles could hit.
bad for all those car driving, snack eating, chachka shopping,
fat-ass motherfuckers. Robb Daly has outsmarted them
Now for the bad news. Robb also passed on a joke.
Q: Why can't bicycles stand on their own?
A: Because they are two tired.
As a general rule, SlingShot makes it a policy to steal all
the material published on American Road Cycling outright with
no mention of its source. However,
this joke is of the sort that definitely required attribution.
Remember everybody: 1) around the back for starts and finishes, 2)
stay as far away from Robb as your good taste dictates.