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HUMP SPRING OPENER 04/07/2007
 

Why we call Kevin Haley "Shithead"
Kevin Haley, and why we call him Shithead.
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Hover over Bianchi.

Oh, jeez. SlingShot's here again!?
Big Bianchi, some other club's President.


Dad, please pull that hand back and return it holding the car keys.
Toe Clip Guy accepting
the desperate hand of SlingShot,
who is begging for a pull.


Shit, SlingShot. I'm not going to have to get off my bike to read that, am I?
Brand New Bruce receiving
photo and print-out
of his
T-Shirt presentation.
As a general rule, fast riders
don't have computers, which
explains why they're fast.


It's Easter. Bet I can beat you to that egg over there.
Dangerous Dan (Sperm Boy)
Looks a little limp, wouldn't you say?



General G Douglas Allen




Twin George, having noticed the Black Widow
is not riding today, checks to see where
he stepped in shit.


Maybe if I smile, they won't make this photo look like something it's not.
Josh and Ryan... No, they're not.
Not that there's anything wrong with it.



Nuclear Dan under the manic spell of an approaching ride.



Palletman

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THEN THERE WAS THE POST HUMP
(a few hours later)


Humberto Cavalheiro, less Turtle Boyish and very soon after
the famous Kevin, Heather, Humberto Hump sighting.



Paul Latrine in his old Garage Boy garage,
long after his competitors ceased finding it amusing.


 

 

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